Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
by banquo_lives January 11, 2009
Get the rubbing bacon mug.The act of having kinky sexual encounters with an above average male (7.5+ inches). The sex is rough, painful but yet very pleasurable for the female & male. Emo rubbing involves ripping clothes off, biting, clawing, hair pulling, scratches, wrestling around, and throwing each other against the wall. The male is often considered the emo rubber.
by JackYoSmith. September 1, 2010
Get the Emo rubbing mug.When a person has the effortless ability to get/pull/attract/reel in girls. It can be used to many peoples advantage. A male who has the Rubin Effect can just stand still and girls will flock to him. He is also often compared to look like a certain celebrity, adding to the effect.
Dude 1: Dude, tonight i'm looking to score with some hot girls, what do you suggest?
Dude 2: Well I have the Rubin Effect so you can throw me out like a fishing rod and then reel me in and this will in turn bring you some girls.
Dude 1: Sweeeet.
Dude 2: Well I have the Rubin Effect so you can throw me out like a fishing rod and then reel me in and this will in turn bring you some girls.
Dude 1: Sweeeet.
by LonglyMcShortly June 28, 2011
Get the The Rubin Effect mug.The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.
by Drakeisacumguzzler July 13, 2016
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she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006
Get the rubbing the elf mug.A puzzle made famous in the 80's, died out in the 90's due to video games, and resurfaced in the 00's when the internet gave solutions. Rubik's brand cube's are known to be the worst 3x3 cubes available. They are stiff and hard to turn. Independent companies (mainly chinese) make DIY cubes. These are smooth, fast, and are what "cubers" use (people who solve the cube). The Rubik's Cube is the hardest thing to do solo, but the easiest to do with a tutorial. Don't believe anyone who says they solved it in under 2 months with no help. The Fridrich Method (CFOP) is the most popular and fastest method out. The current world record and world record average use this method. The WCA (like the NBA, but for cubes) keeps track of every solve ever done in a competition. Current world record is 7.08 seconds, and average of 5 solves is 8.54. You don't have to be smart to learn to solve it, but you have to be determined, like juggling.
David: I can solve the Rubik's cube in under 17 seconds every time.
Non-cuber: NO WAI, LYKE HOWWS DO YOU DO IT TEACH ME!!I ALWAYS PEEL THE STICKERS OFF!!!111!ONE
David: *facepalm*
Non-cuber: NO WAI, LYKE HOWWS DO YOU DO IT TEACH ME!!I ALWAYS PEEL THE STICKERS OFF!!!111!ONE
David: *facepalm*
by Machanga October 12, 2010
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