Rimshot

When you’re shagging a bird and you go to penetrate her vaginally and you miss, going straight for the back door. The clenched sphincter of said “bird” deflects the marauding phallus in a natural phenomenon known as a “rimshot”. Usually accompanied by a wet pop as entry is denied.

“I was fucking Shelly last night and I slipped out and went right for her arsehole.”
“No way? Surprise butt sex?!”
“Nah fam. It was a brutal rimshot.”

“You alright doug? You’re walking a bit funny mate.”
“Ah, I had a crippling rimshot with the missus last night - think I pulled something.”
“My prayers are with you brother.”

by shob rorts June 11, 2018

rimshot

when you are going down on a chic and you slip and do an accidental lick of her anus. it could turn into a rimjob if you keep doing it.

OMG the bitch moved when i moved my tongue, and i totally gave her a rimshot!

by Gryfin June 5, 2010

rimshack

when a male tortoise watches "john tucker must die" and it puts him in a very bad mood.

Male Tortoise: "damn, i just watched JTMD, and that shit gave me one hell of a rimshack. I want my money back"

by b0bby October 6, 2008

Rimshot

The act of upper cutting yo asshole, a dick move and usually against the rules in most fights

"I was gonna win that fight to, till that dick rimshot me"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

rimshot

action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.

There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.

by Boggler March 4, 2004

rimshit

The act of doing a rimshot.

(while bragging) Man, did you hear how I rimshitted after that joke?

by Jordan Zonic April 21, 2005

Rimsel

A Rimsel is a hybrid of both a Rimmer and a Weasel. He/She embodies qualities of both terms and enjoys weaseling around whilst looking for anus holes to lick.

The gingery hair found on the face of weasels is still apparent on a Rimsel, as is the large snout.

Although a person can be called a Rimsel, the term can more effectively be used by essentially re-naming the person as 'Rimsel', see examples below.

Robin Williams is such a Rimsel

by TrickySevens November 22, 2011