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Rhetotirsexual

A person who has mastered the art of throwing out sexual references or sexual innuendos in the hopes of getting laid but no response is necessary. The person throwing out the sexual references is one who can't get laid.
Jesus to Sally "You're looking really hot tonight. I think I pitched a tent seeing you in that dress!"

Sally pauses with blank stare and says nothing.

Sam, "Man Jesus is such a rhetotirsexual."
by Hefty n Handy smurf April 1, 2010
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Rhett

When rubbing one out, you place your back against the wall with your toes touching the floor and try to catch your own spooge in your mouth.
The way Rhett masterbates.
by Ben Dover 4 U April 28, 2005
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Rhetoric

"The art that humans use to process all the messages we send and receive." AKA The way we talk, the most retarded thing ever.
I read a book on rhetoric, it was the stupidest thing I ever read, how did they write an entire book on it?!
by RhetoricIsRetarded September 27, 2009
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Rhetorical Power Scale

10 - Legendary

8 - Orgasmic

6 - Epic

4 - Awesome

2 - Delicious
(Two people who are aware of the Rhetorical Power Scale)

Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC

Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic

Guy 1: NO WAI :O
by Spartriach April 6, 2009
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rhetorical

to be only critically thought of and not literal
Keith: Would you go with me on a picnic?

Steph: Why should i.

Landon: Why would you do that, it's so dumb.

James: Well because i thought it would be...

Landon: *Thinks* Wtf it was a rhetorical question, you were suppose to answer it to yourself and not out loud.
by Stephblogsalot :] January 2, 2010
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rhetto

being redneck and ghetto at the same time.
wearing a big ghetto fab necklace and a dukes of hazzard t-shirt
by Cant find a name July 7, 2005
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rhetoric center

While reciting the pledge of allegiance, give a reach around to a spider monkey and chop off his testicles when finished.
Billy: I gave a rhetoric center to Curious George.
Matt Darusz: No way. I've been trying to do that for years!!
Eric Martin: I have been doin that for years i can show you how!
Matt Darusz: No thanks perv...
by B-Rye Held-her April 23, 2007
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