Return of the Jedi

noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.

"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"

by heylookitsmarco2 February 6, 2009

Return the Flirt

When you flirt with someone, even if you are not attracted to them, just because they flirted first. Can be done consciously or unconsciously. Can be done by men or women. Can even be done by a heterosexual when he/she is flirted with by a homosexual.

Guy 1: What were you doing flirting with that girl?! She's and ugly ass bitch! and you have a girlfriend! I know she has a thing for you but still man

Guy 2: Wait What? I didn't even realize. I must have just been a return the flirt instance.

by iisscene August 7, 2009

Test Return Anxiety

When finished with a test, the person waits for someone else to turn their test in so the person doesnt appear to be the first one finished with the test.

I waited 30 minutes after I was done with my test to turn it in, I didnt want to be first. I have test return anxiety,

by Awesomeman57 August 24, 2011

Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

by TheDickSwordz March 31, 2023

Return Some Videos

N. an excuse to excuse yourself from a social situation in order to go kill somebody or partake in some illegitimate activity.

"i gotta go return some videos"

by d. butt March 22, 2006

Return to Sender

Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.

I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.

by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010

The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010