Retired soul

Someone(young person) who is less interested in many things that most people tend to be interested in.

My boyfriend is a retired soul.

by Real Phil February 22, 2021

early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.

Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.

by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007

early retirement

When a male ejaculates too soon in his parters anus/vagina, leaving a tremendous amount of cum that ends up clogging the entire hole up thus ending in early retirement. Once the anus or vagina is clogged up with jizz you are fucked my friend because you're cock can't go in!

Last night Romeo and Juliet were fucking but it all ended in tragedy after that bitch went into early retirement.

by topmountain August 15, 2010

retiredation

Mental slowness caused by lack of sleep.

guy1: whats goin down man?
guy2: not a lot yo, i just p'zoned some noobzorz!!
guy1: ...10 seconds pass... wait what?
guy2: dude, u got a bad case of retiredation

by tehnooberer November 1, 2007

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016