religious law

Religious law refers to ethical and moral codes taught by religious traditions.

Examples of religious law include Christian canon law, Islamic sharia, Jewish halavah and Hindu law.

by Elements August 31, 2014

pseudo-religious

Exhibiting superficial interest, selective interpretation of religious teachings, and inconsistent adherence to religious principles, often for personal gain or manipulation.

I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.

by Mr Sarcasum August 1, 2023

hopelessly religious

A person who is hoping to find the perfect religion for themselves. This can also refer to someone who isn't sure which god they should pray to (assuming they believe in multiple).

Conny: "I'll find somebody to pray to someday"
Nana: "So you're hopelessly religious? Like a hopeless romantic, but for religion."
Conny: "I haven't heard that one before, but sure."

by Nananas=Winnin January 8, 2022

Religious reefer

When you smoke weed in a church or on a graveyard.

It is also known as Holy Smokes

I was so high yesterday, when we smokede that religious reefer.

by Søren smokeZZZ November 14, 2018

religious diarrhea

Religious religious words squirted verbally into unsuspecting ears diarrhea.
E.g. "Thou shalt not purify thy feet with the blood of camel farts.", Diplodocus 13:42

Not to be confused with science. Lower case "s" for science. Because humility.

RELIGION!!!!
In towering 50 mile high flaming indigo lettters.. because, umm... humility?!?

I prefer my priest's religious diarrhea to the religious diarrhea of my rabbis, my imams, my shamans, my monks, my elders, my eclesiastics, my divines, my whatchemaclastics, you know - the whole bunch...

by DexTract November 1, 2018

sack religious

a reverance for the power of wealth women possess that enables them to overlook a prospective mates flaws by focusing instead on his financial status.

here it is, hugh hefner is currently dating 19 yr old twins and has nonstop blondes all up on his sack religiously while oprah would have to ambush a slow midget in a wheel chair to get laid and baby got sack for days!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL May 4, 2010

Religious baboon

This is when you have a one night stand with someone and his/her pray for forgiveness for what they did.

"Woman will you stop crying you sound like a religious baboon".

by Byron and nick June 29, 2009