Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

Red Bull and Vodka

originally started out as a trendy LA drink, quickly turned into a teenie bopper drink

the quickest way to get carded at ANY bar is to order a Red Bull and Vodka

by Mr Wall August 3, 2007

Red Bull

An overly caffeinated energy drink that in marketing materials is purported to "Give you wings". In personal experience, you need at least 2 cans to feel any sort of energy-boosting effect.

Rumored to be made of Chuck Norris's urine, canned and carbonated.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine. He called it Red Bull.

Does Red Bull actually give you wings?

Lindsay Lohan swilled Red Bull when she was "sober".

by Heather (Ya Know) January 12, 2008

red bull

An energy drink that comes in a small can and is in competition with some of the most popular brands. Its unique flavor makes up for its lack of size.

Person 1: hey what do you want to drink?

person 2: a red bull

by lyndon K March 9, 2008

red bull

Red Bull is an extremely powerful energy drink, containing taurine and guarine. It's name, contrary to popular belief, is actually derived from famed basketball legend Michael Jordan. It is assumed that their slogan, "Red Bull gives you wings" is to be taken literally as Michael Jordan's (a.k.a. The AIR Man) hangtime was .92 seconds and gave the impression of flight. The name itself did not actually come from the legend, but from his legendary team, the Chicago Bulls. Naturally, the logo for the historic NBA franchise is a red bull, hence the name.

"Red Bull - how else do you think I won all those championships?" -23

by catch these men December 17, 2010

Red Bull

The magical elixir that causes the drinker to sprout wings

Guy: Dude, Dave just drank some Red Bull!

Other guy: So?

Guy: He's gone man! He flew off into the sunset!

by TheDude6996 October 23, 2012

Red Bull

An energy drink originated from Thailand. The canned shit Europe and America get has been severely moderated, or, for you mentally diluded people, "nerfed".

It's got nothing to do with drugs. It is also more healthy than coffee, contains less caffeine and yet still keeps you up.

It includes taurin. Which is NOT bullsperm. It helps the function of the muscles, although humans don't need much of it.

"Lawl i drank 3 Red Bulls in a row and I got high like on speed!!!!!1"

"Retard..."

by KeeperOfTruth May 6, 2009