Recandiced

The jealous state of mind when looking at someone and wishing you were as good looking as them.

Recandiced : I saw him last night and I realised I was so recandiced

by Job daily May 29, 2017

rectal nectar

The fart juice that my GF got on her fingers because I asked her to itch my asshole through my pants.

"That rectal nectar is so potent and juicy it transcends the laws of pants fabric."

by MaddiesBitch December 27, 2018

Rectal Racquetball

A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.

In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.

In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.

“Have you tried rectal racquetball with your girl yet?”

“Nah I’m not tryna bruise my balls.”

by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

Rectal snowblower

When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.

Man you've never been as high as you would be after a rectal snowblower!

by Shooter McGavin 1 March 9, 2022

Mach 10 Rectal

Having anal sex with someone

Man, those guys are going home for some mach 10 rectal

by The People of Port Hope April 20, 2005

rectal collar

a crap circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers rectum.

After Sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up Mikeys butt, there was a crap circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.

by diogio rome March 28, 2009