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reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.
Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.
by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017
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the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.
I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.
by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009
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recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.
Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?
by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009
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Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.
Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.
by Bangboy March 8, 2010
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recession

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.
ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.
by majornephew November 1, 2010
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Reckless

Weird Canadian that does nice stuff for me.
Me- "Hey reckless, make me this car skins"
Reckless- "Kys. Jk ok I will... <3"
by Spam Korben March 8, 2019
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mlb.reckless

one of my fav mutual/online friend
I love her so much and she deserves the world
do you know mlb.reckless

yes ofc she is my fav mutual
by drippyfei June 30, 2021
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