RUTS

Acronym for “Resist Urge To Scratch” When your asshole itches like crazy about an hour after you shit because you didn’t wipe good enough. If you successfully make it back to the restroom and finish wiping, your underwear and finger will thank you later.

I failed at RUTS and now my pants are brown. Fuck, I gotta go home and change.

by Combat Carl98 November 19, 2018

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

RUT

RUT IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER ON THIS WEBSITE SHE IS SOOOOOO FUNNY I'M DYYYIINGGG!!!!!!!! AND SHE IS REALLY HOT TOO WOW SHE'S ON FIRE!!!! RUT IS THE BEST!!!! KEEP GOING RUT!!!!! hihi jag är bäst hörde ni

You go girl
Yea thats because I'm a RUT!
I wanna be a RUT too!
u wish

by wowucool March 20, 2019

Ruts

Acronym of 'right up the shitter.' Used to bestow great praise on owners of tidy rear ends, particularly said of twinks.

*attractive man walks by*
Viewer: 'RUTS!!'

by SamLuke89 June 13, 2019

Love rut

A woman's vagina, the wet and juicy center of a vagina.

I bet she has one nice love rut.

by Jippy Dimes February 10, 2022

Rut

The best girlfriend you could ever ask for

I love Rut i could never see myself without her

by VLEESHAMER October 4, 2019

CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER

ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021