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jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship
if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right for you.
by Sexydimma February 15, 2014
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Here and Now Relationship

A romantic relationship based in the present time between two people who choose to enjoy and love each other, without looking back at past relationships and without allowing baggage to cloud the enjoyment of the here and now relationship. The here and now relationship excludes future marriage proposals, excludes long-term expectations and excludes mutual goal planning as a couple. The here and now relationship is accepting of each other, is committed but the couple chooses to keep focused on today, not the past and not the future. The here and now relationship has the freedom to evolve into a permanent relationship if the couple chooses and the opposite is true, it has a downside potential risk of one person wanting more and chooses to terminate that relationship.
1. The woman at the party asked me if we were thinking of marriage, I told her we have a “here and now relationship
2. A couple who accept their obligations may prohibit them from developing a permanent relationship as in one person moves to east coast and the other stays on the west coast, they are happy to engage in a “here and now relationship” until the obligation surfaces.
3. My mate is uncertain if I am the one for him. We both love each other and enjoy being together. I am accepting of a “here and now relationship” but he is at risk of losing me if I decide I want more.
by LPMcG March 6, 2012
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time and relative dimensions in space

T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.
Susan: I made up the name TARDIS from the initials - Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.
by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014
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Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.
I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020
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sammi and ronnie relationship

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.
Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.
by parkca01 August 25, 2010
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May-October relationship

A relationship with one person around 50 and one person in their 20s. One person is far along life, as October is far along the year. Both people are adults, this doesn't mean pedos.
After the divorce my dad ended up in a May-October relationship. She was like my age.
by Boreal June 15, 2008
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Relationfriends

The non-exclusive relationship between two people where the concept of "no strings attached" is modified. Unlike the terms "friends with benefits" or "hook up buddies", Relationfriends involves the idea that two people consider themselves friends, but have all the benefits of a relationship.

Sexual activity is allowed, along with such things that are usually only found in a relationship (i.e. cuddling, going out on dates together, attending a social event together)

The second portion of "relationfriends" comes into play where it is more than acceptable for the two parties to engage in behavior that would be found in a plutonic (non sexual) friendship. It is proposed that this helps keep the balance in the friendship, so as to not get to attached through the use of seeing one another merely as friends occasionally.

Lastly, relationfriends should consider signing a notarized contract to secure the agreement and proper behavior of the ordeal. If one of the parties is found to be in breach of the contract (asking to be exclusive), the ordeal may be cancelled immediately by the other party for legal obligation if they so choose.

A common acronym to describe this binding agreement is: N.E.R.F. (Non-Exclusive RelationFriends)
Michele: "I think we would be a really good pair of nerfs"

Brian: "Yes. Yes. I agree. We should be relationfriends!"
by SWOT Analysis March 15, 2011
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