Roland

when one is high grab and twist balls the person should moan like a whale.

Dude please dont Roland me when i get high at that party today

by kietero October 23, 2008

Ryland

Just a whale. A huge Whale

“Look I think I see a whale!”
- “No that’s just Ryland”

by Ya OI December 30, 2019

roland

a song by interpol, it used to be my fav song until i heard cursive, islands, and the kooks. interpol's pretty good though.

"roland was a butcher he had 16 knives"
-roland, by interpol

by nycl17 May 28, 2007

Roland

A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.

Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."

by jimbob8353 December 1, 2010

Rolando Cabrera

not a gay cunt that eats ass. very nice man. fuck you banjothebear

Bobby IS such a Rolando Cabrera.

by Pianothepinguin January 17, 2020

Roland

1. Someone who wears their spiritualism as badge to decorate their ego.

*Jonny takes the moral high ground*
"I can't believe Jonny did a Roland"

by grannyman May 3, 2019

roland

1. A french inventor

2. Someone who redefines SUPER GAY.

1. Roland invented the Driveler

2. OMG dont be a Roland!

by Kathilatin September 10, 2006