quon

A word Kramer claims may be found in a medical dictionary

When a patient gets difficult, you quon him!

by YankeeJTC June 21, 2004

Quoof

A roaring queef. It is usually made by fat chicks.

And then she let out this huge quoof.

by CaptainQuoof November 3, 2007

Quon

Quon is the basic unit of quantumstuff which is the stuff that makes up the quantum universe. See "Quantum Reality" by Nick Herbert.

An electron is a quon which has both particle and wave characteristics.

by Johnny B Bad August 4, 2004

Quonk

When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.

Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.

by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017

Quoink

its a sound made by the dug (you can look up dug if you want)

"QUOINK" said the dug when i stepped on its tail

by Brianna Fowler October 20, 2002

quorn dawg

a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!

"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"

by anonymous_freak April 25, 2007

quong

a drinking game made up by two cool people. its a cross between quaters and pong. take keg cups, set them as you would with beer pong. instead of ping pong balls, use quaters to get into the other person's cup.

"i'm super bored."
"lets go play quong!"

by original seymore butts May 12, 2007