`arf-quid

`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.

"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."

"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."

by dgrilawidbanana February 9, 2025

I QUID THIS SHID

It means somebody faked quitting or faked apologizing.

shut up the fuck with your I QUID THIS SHID apology

by SK1 PILOT December 24, 2025

Quo pro quid

Spanking your partner’s buttocks after being spanked by your partner

She gasped and smiled after he playfully spanked her, then she responded with a frisky quo pro quid on his backside.

by BroccoliCheese November 25, 2022

Quider

Quider is a top notch company. They sell everything you will need from pencils to games to consoles.

Famous for the phrase 'Don't let the quid fly away!'

Have you been to quider ?

by TheBusinesses October 7, 2020

Tonsil quidditch

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Quidnunc

An overly inquisitive person. A busy body. Someone who loves to gossip.

Don't be such a quidnunc!

by Aneles March 13, 2010

quidlywink

a type of currency

person 1: hey what are you doing?
person 2: oh you know me, just stacking quidlywinks as usual.
person 1: respec my g

by quidlywinkstacker73 January 29, 2021