Quiche

internet slang, a euphemism for a penis

Sage Bread — 03/27/2022
@everyone eating a quiche
anti-pushin 🅿🅰🅶🅶🆈 ❌🧢FR lol — 03/27/2022
Yum

by Glorpshinheicken April 5, 2022

quiche

it means hot but like a level above hot to like the point where you wanna have like sex with them

you're gonna have think think about what you're eating and your thigh gap or accept the fact that you'll never be quiche.

by henry.osm January 10, 2021

QUiche

quiche - means to completely demolish a something

i went down stairs and my brother quiche the whole house

by blownup April 2, 2021

Quiche

Word invented by Ja'mie King, the character portrayed by Austrailan comedian Chris Lilley on his show Summer Heights High. Basically meaning "hot", but used more like to say someone/thing is a level above hot.

Student A: "Dude, have you seen the new girl? She is totally quiche!"
Student B: "Yes! I totally wanna have sex with her!"

by psychiccheese April 14, 2021

Quiche

a transgender person who is attractive

Erik: Dude, Chelsea got so hot after her egg cracked, she is totally a quiche.
Sven: absolutely dude

by The Monkee August 6, 2025

Quiche

Quirky and Niche

Pronounced "qu-eesh"

Timmy: "I found this quiche show we should watch"
Y/N: "Okay"

by suspicioussspaghetti December 16, 2025

Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024