Ass Quake 

When your in a room full of black girls and then they all start shaking their ass's on you

"Yo bro I went over my friends party and I went to go get a beer and the next thing I know there is an Ass Quake "

Ass Quake by JDADDY97 December 9, 2015

booty quake 

Admiration and sexual arousal that a woman, who is blessed with succulent buttocks, causes when she is proudly and ostentatiously walking or dancing in a provocative outfit, such as tight pants, short skirt/shorts, with an obvious intent to attract attention and show off her rear goods.

She causes a booty quake while dancing to "get low."

booty quake by arkark October 22, 2011

man quake 

That guy at the party who becomes so obnoxiously shit-faced that his actions cause the Richter scale to register outrageously-high levels

When Wills is in his party bus mode, more often that not he is also the man quake

man quake by The Beav March 21, 2008

Piss Quake 

When a male holds off on urinating for a long while and once he finally urinates he experiences a pleasurable bodily quiver.

I was on a road trip holding in my piss and when I finally made it to the urinal I had an awesome piss quake! My eyes teared it felt so good!

Piss Quake by Noturgirl April 8, 2011

Fatma Quake

When a small girl passes gas, creating a large vibrational pressure wave destroying nearby buildings and structures. A gas explosion of this size will usually kill any small animals or birds within a 1-2 kilometer radius. In the event of a Fatma Quake it is highly recommended that you don a gas mask and take shelter in an underground bunker

Japan was nearly destroyed by a Fatma Quake

Fatma Quake by adamaniac November 27, 2011

wake and quake 

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".

-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"

wake and quake by jedimindtricks5 April 10, 2016

towel quake 

when you have a random outburst of laffter, so large that it is almost like an earthquake on a smaller scale, others include

-Towel quake
- tree quake
-toadstool quake
- cow quake

towel just sounds better- thats why i used it

"Hey, you whats up?"- dude
"Dude I just failed my test." sad dude
" im srry"-dude
" i know dude and i studied" sad dude
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEELOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" DUDE
"that was not needed"-sad dude
"Don't worry it was just a towel quake."

towel quake by boo01313 April 16, 2009