Drift Phonk

Subgenre of Phonk, famously known for the excessive use of cowbells.

Person 1: Do you like Phonk?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I love the cowbells
Person 1:Dumbass that's Drift Phonk

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Ponking

The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone

by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019

Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

ponkry

Old fashioned word for handkerchief.

hanky, handkerchief, nosewiper, ponkry

by trollhunter April 21, 2010

Pwonder

A combonation of the words 'ponder' and 'wonder'. Other uses: pwondering, pwonderer, pwondered.

So he pwondered the situation.

by cp.mn.riley August 9, 2010

Pwong

During masturbation, sticking your fingers up too far is called "Pwonging."

Jill went to the emergency because she Pwonged too hard.

by Bexter Bunny August 19, 2010

Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days

Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013