Jen forgot to shave before her date with her new fling. Luckily she got drunk enough to have sex and forgot about her prickly puss. Her date however, did notice when he got rug burn on his face and crotch.
by Gutter beer May 20, 2010

A euphemism to the female body parts, specifically the vagina. First popularized on The Tonight Show by the fruitcake lady, who would offer bits of humor and advice to people, like a live "Ann Landers" column.
by Joshua C January 6, 2009

by Chas April 19, 2003

Have you seen 10 things I hate about you? Well, if you haven't, do it Sugar puss! Sugar puss is a nickname for a beloved one, your boyfriend or anyone you really love. If you do have a sugar puss, good for you! Just be careful, don't be too clingy, nobody likes it unless it's a bet.
by Marcelita otxilac April 1, 2020

by Dirty Coley Twat Traller July 5, 2014

by tex115 March 24, 2010

When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.
I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss
by Wet Wilma August 12, 2011
