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purloined

What happens when you leave one night when everything is right where its supposed to be, then you come in the next day and everything's missing.
My office..burgled, plundered, PURLOINED... Ha Ha Ha! loins.
by Tggb3k October 23, 2004
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Parrot Ass

Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.

Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.
Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Me:"Sounded painful."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
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Lazy Parrot

Occurence in which a man places his genitals on someone's shoulder unknowingly. Often occurs from behind, while the individual is sitting on a couch or chair. May also occur between a deaf couple to initiate a sexual encounter.
Steve surprised Dan with a lazy parrot while he was sleeping on the couch.

My older brother held down my buddy and gave him a lazy parrot. His nut sack rolled off his shoulder and hit him in the mouth.
by Chicago Joey Biscuits October 24, 2011
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Purdouche

A student or fan of the Purdue University Boilermakers in West Lafayette. They are typically virgin male rednecks that are fascinated with building tractors. They do not know what a female or what a bar is. They have fewer banners, women, bars, teeth, and anything else that would qualify as "civilization" than what can be found in Bloomington, IN. Although they claim to hate Indiana University, they cannot help but flock to Bloomington for their 21st birthdays and for Little 500, for lack of anything fun to do around their own campus. Prudue, keeping ugly girls out of Bloomington since 1869.
Did you see that Purdouche passed out at Killroy's last night? Boiler down.
by Puck Furdue March 9, 2012
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Parrot Man

A parrot man is someone who is only known for one thing. It refers to someone with a gimmick, who loses all attention when he loses his gimmick.
It is based on Hale and Pace's story of a man who regularly took his parrot to a bar and was wildly popular. One day he showed up without the parrot, to find no one cared about him.
One should be careful not to become a Parrot Man.
Eggers: Hey, why don't you whip out your harp and play us all a tune, buddy.
Feral Meryl: I'm not going to play it every time we're in da club, I don't want to become a Parrot Man.
by Eggers07 March 23, 2008
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parrot bot

A very underrated discord-bot. But it's actually cool
Ritik: $ping
Parrot bot: Pong!
by rtk-rnjn January 14, 2022
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The Amazing Parrotman

A Freaking Wicked Awesome Parrot who is the lead character in a popular youtube.com series.

To watch these dope ass videos go to "youtube.com" and search "the amazing parrotman" then watch all the Volumes.

Parrotman is a cartoon video bases on a Parrot and his Girlfriend, who get into crazy situations and do exctasy and listen to rave music. Cameos from Benny Bennassi and Daniel Sedin.
Person 1: hey man did u see the amazing parrotman video?

Person 2: yah man it was freakin wicked awesome, daniel sedin is the shit.
by Reid "The Classy Act" February 10, 2008
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