Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

puppy breath

Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.

Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."

by doozythedoctor September 23, 2020

puppy fever

The debilitating desire to get a puppy, to the point of illness, obsession or purchase.

Alex: Yo, why's your girl over there pressing her face against that store's window?
John: It's a pet store, and she's got a BAD case of puppy fever.

by hmcspellingbee May 13, 2015

Puppy Cut

A made up term used by dog pet parents who have no idea what type of haircut they're wanting or what exactly grooming a dog entails. The term 'puppy cut' has no actual meaning as far as a hairstyle. To groomers, it means 'try to interpret every little thing they say and incorporate it into the groom, because they're probably going to be picky even though they won't be clear of what they're wanting.'

"I wasn't happy with the last stylist I used. She said Bella was completely matted and 6 months is too long to go without getting Bella groomed and she shaved her! It looked terrible so I waited almost a year until it grew back out. So today, I just want her to have a puppy cut."

by Mesli August 31, 2015

puppy dog eyes

enlarging your eyes over dramatically with a sad face to get whatever you desire. (most of the time)

A: THE OTHER DAY MY DAUGHTER GAVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES SO SHE COULD BORROW THE CAR
C: DID IT WORK?
A: YES...
C: BUT ISN'T YOUR DAUGHTER 7?
A: SHUT UP

by gurugirl1564 May 2, 2010

Puppy love

The phase when you think you are in love, and possibly have sexual fantasies about the other person (unless you've already done it). between young and immature teenagers, of course there have been some cases reported of adults going through it to. If your reading this right now and older than 30, chances are you've already been through this once, and hopefully learned something.

Hey John, I think I I'm in love with that pretty little blonde over there in Ms McMillan's class!

Oh, grow up Nathan, she'll just break you the end. Your experiencing sever symptoms of Puppy love.

by MrRomeo October 20, 2014

puppy trumpet

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.

I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.

by wendigodude January 26, 2018