Never Punished

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)

Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"

by Tritonist July 18, 2021

penius

very smart person who is a dick.

Steve Jobs, from what Ive heard, sounds like a total penius.

by blozzy September 14, 2013

Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.

Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...

by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005

punishment box

A box used for punishmentin the worst ways. The punishment box is a brutal punishment meant for people who are total asses and wont shut the fuck up.

Damnit go to the fucking punishment box you whore!

by ZasterSladin September 26, 2006

penius

Someone with excessive knowledge of the male genitalia.

My girlfriend is a penius.

Most males become peniuses during puberty.

by NAYL January 26, 2005

punist

One who incorporates puns intentionally

Sally is quite the punist.

by Vino Tinto April 23, 2008