Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Super Soaker Pumped

Being really pumped up or excited for something

I am super soaker pumped for the game tomorrow.

by thewazzo May 6, 2013

One Pumped

Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke

Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!

by The One Pump Chump January 30, 2018

pummeled

when your friend hits you,with his bare fists..... and you get pissed off....!

sam: hey your gf has smal tits...lol
jeff: i pummeled you this week five times for this you fuck-head...!!

by hotdoug 69 April 8, 2010

plummed

Meaning really drunk and mortalled

'' Zoe are we gonna get plummed tonight then?''

by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

pummeler

Noun: Applied to one who is adept at pummeling. (See 'pummel' for definition)

Andrew Hay is 'The Pummeler'

by Moray Swan September 11, 2005

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 17, 2004