Plutz

The reduction in penis size after an erection.

After ejaculation, the penis will plutz to it's normal size.

by Pete344 September 21, 2007

New Paltz Not

The "New Paltz Not" phenomenon is when an attractive dudes will significantly lower their dating standards to accommodate to the female selection at SUNY New Paltz. This issue takes place the women who attend New Paltz think they have "all that" and that they believe that they are "a catch" and that men aint shit when in reality the women of this area have essentially nothing to offer. Most would think that a 7:3 female to male ratio may seem appealing at first, but let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 70% women, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 35%. Then factoring in those in relationships and others who cannot hold a 5 minute conversation, were looking at something closer to 10-15%. You soon begin to question whether girls you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a coked-out, wanna-be vegan with no sense of direction. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.

Liam: "I need your opinion, is this chick "real-world" hot or just New Paltz not?"
Mike: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."

by SchmeatlessMonday October 14, 2020

charp putze

A very tight,virgin-like vagina.

Damn!that girls got a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat August 30, 2008

diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009

New Paltz

A town in the Mid-Hudson Valley of New York full of old Grateful Dead loving burn-outs. Homeless people sit on the stairs in front of the stores and play bongos and talk to the drunk college kids who walk by. Strangely full of gay people and lesbians with hairy armpits. Marijuana is in large abundence. Theres about 500 pizza places on Main Street. The mountains are pretty too.

New Paltz is the wanna-be Woodstock.

by S Dawg April 15, 2006

puetz

Circumsized foreskin, of a jewish boy.

My puetz smells like goat cheese.

by Maryjane May 13, 2005

putz

someone who is retarded
someone who leeches off thier son inlaw
someone who says they love their little truck

Bill is such a putz.
Bill likes to putz around all day at work.

by saboteur September 20, 2006