promastigate

To incite or catalyze through the making of promises.

IE: Tim has a tendency to promastigate and not follow through on his end of the deal.
IE:Politicians are notorious promastigators.

by Netah March 23, 2008

prom goggles

When the mood, and excitement of a certain event in addition to your crazy hormones trick you into seeing someone else in a whole new, romantic light for a brief period of time. Mostly occurs at high school proms when you witness your date looking more attractive than usual and having a good time with you; you suddenly feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with them so the fun will never end and that you two are soul mates. Usually wears off within a week if you aren't in a committed relationship with them.

Bob: Dude, I think I'm in love with Sadie...
John: What?! Really? I thought you two were just friends? Oh wait, don't tell me you got prom goggles last night!
Bob: No dude, I'm serious! Last night it just clicked in my head that we were meant to be together!
John: Uh uh. Whatever you say...

prom goggles lust fun date love high school hormones excitement serious friend crazy delusional

by Shitzu4you May 15, 2013

portmandoe

An angry, self-righteous woman in academia with an unreasonable chip on her shoulder about gender, discrimination, cultural appropriation, and related topics.

Be careful about your response to that facebook post on inequality, it's sounding a little portmandoe!

by KitLit September 5, 2015

Prom Dress

A carpet of vomit layering the front of a person's torso that originates from the mouth and can extend down to the feet. Often caused by a dramatic display of emotion over an insignificant event.

She was so upset that she put on a prom dress, it got all over.

by Howellcat September 15, 2015

Promenade

A stroll or walk through a beautiful place

The married couple went through a park during a promenade.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

Prom Dong

Sporting a stiff, rigid hard on through the duration of a party or social event knowing your date is going to suck and fuck you silly as soon as you get home.

Will this reception ever end? I got prom dong and need relief.

My balls are aching from prom dong.

I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Promate

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018