by The Random Lesbian December 11, 2021
Get the Lesbian Protector mug.To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.
Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!
Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?
Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest
Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?
Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest
Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011
Get the Professor Bullshit Degree mug.A short way of saying "Central Processing Unit" (CPU). It is a computer term to define the hardware that allows you to run applications
"A computer will not run without a processor"
"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
by Brian1313 March 28, 2008
Get the processor mug.1. (Noun)
Professor Oak.
A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
2. (Verb)
UNC To Professor Oak.
PPS Professor Oaking.
PST Professor Oaked.
PS Professor Oaks.
Background Information:
Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
Trivia:
The movie "Collateral" (Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx) is based upon the life and adventures of Professor Oak.
In the game "DOOM," the main character was modeled after a young Professor Oak (while he was in the United States Space Marines).
Professor Oak.
A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
2. (Verb)
UNC To Professor Oak.
PPS Professor Oaking.
PST Professor Oaked.
PS Professor Oaks.
Background Information:
Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
Trivia:
The movie "Collateral" (Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx) is based upon the life and adventures of Professor Oak.
In the game "DOOM," the main character was modeled after a young Professor Oak (while he was in the United States Space Marines).
1. (Noun) My dad is such a Professor Oak. He cheats on Mom every day with several bitches whom he cares nothing about. When Mom tries to say something about it he strangles her... and right as she is about to faint he lets go and headbutts her in the forehead.
2. (Verb) Last night, after Lisa got good and wasted, I totally fuckin' Professor Oaked that bitch.
Are you alright?
Yeah... but I don't think the blood stains will ever come out of my shoes.
2. (Verb) Last night, after Lisa got good and wasted, I totally fuckin' Professor Oaked that bitch.
Are you alright?
Yeah... but I don't think the blood stains will ever come out of my shoes.
by Oo_Raab_oO September 30, 2009
Get the Professor Oak mug.Refers to a human being (usually a young adult) that tries to act smart or smartly.
1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out
scientific or psychological conversation.
2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.
3. Not commonly used as a complement.
1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out
scientific or psychological conversation.
2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.
3. Not commonly used as a complement.
" Ross !? UhM, uh, For Maths I got, 400% ! Ge Gee Geography I got 95,98,92% !! And for English I got 100,100 and a hundred hundreds more!..." (Silence hits the class room and some random dude vaguely raps) Yes Man ! Professors Child !
by -Terriatzi- April 22, 2010
Get the Professors Child mug.Poestory is a new genre of writing in literature that is created by blending two words i.e. poetry + story. In a word, it is a type of writing where a story has both the qualities of poetry and prose.
A: What is 'Poestory'?
B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?
B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.
A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?
B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.
A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
by Rajeeb2014 September 12, 2016
Get the Poestory mug.When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.
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