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a: did you know you can control your phone with a piece of protato? did they mean for my lcd screen to be responsive to a root vegetable?
b: jesse what the actual fuck are you talking about
a: oops uwu my brain has gotten into deeper thoughts than my shower thoughts

b: jesse what the fuck are you a protogen
a: y-yes >_<
b: jesse it's okay to be one :3
a: 🤯

by Matto58 September 29, 2023

Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...

Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Beybehs Protector

a person who protects animals and their rights

I am adopting a cat and giving it a nice home. I am a beybehs protector.

by Beybehs Protector West December 28, 2009

abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

by fat joker July 6, 2010

Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.

A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.

by GroupB May 5, 2014

Pinky protector

One who wears a condom on their pinky.

Tanya always is using them "pinky protectors"

by raisin balls February 20, 2015

possum protectors

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.

Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero

by Reäl people December 22, 2017