Porecatife

A term used for a hairless cat whose pores are seeping with gunk, giving it an sweaty, oily feel.

After petting the porecatife I needed to wash my now, oily hands

by acctnt19 March 24, 2023

Forward Processing

Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive.

Incoming information for a server skips going to the RAM and goes straight to the storage device.

by John Leighow July 18, 2005

Conversational Probe

when your doctor gets chatty during a prostate exam

Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"

by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021

processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010

Procreate

An app used to draw and illustrate digitally

Look what I drew on Procreate

by nellerie.GEC November 29, 2021

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Prioreotize

Verb:

To stop everything you're doing and eat an Oreo.

It is quite a popular activity.

Successful Individual: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOHNNY?!

Johnny: *Takes hands out of pants while watching TV* Nothing!

Successful Individual: MY MAN, YOU NEED TO PRIOREOTIZE!

by TheDonald June 15, 2009