A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
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Get the georgia prophet mug.Someone Who's Claimed to be Versed in Cbt, (Also known as Cock and Ball Torture) But It's only a lie that people accept cause are you really gonna put that to the test?
"Hey James Keeps Talking About Cbt But I haven't seen him with anyone. Does That make Him a Cbt Prophet"
"I guess so"
"I guess so"
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Get the Proto The Prophet mug.Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.
Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
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A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
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THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
_____________________________________________________
If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
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