pornite

a particularly attractive geologic specimen that upon expert examination provides a uniquely or strikingly well articulated lithographic expression, mineralization, or other geochemical condition

As the geologist scanned the unusual outcrop his eyes fell on an exceptionally gorgeous specimen. With chisel and hammer in hand, he moved to carefully separate the country rock from the sample he knew others in the office would admire with great enthusiasm. This went far beyond basic bornite; this qualified as genuine pornite!

by AJECGHII August 6, 2009

Protitude

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

POP (Profits Over People)

The mantra of the Corporation.

CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "We will grow our profits this quarter by any means necessary."

Corporate Rookie: "But sir, our production is already as efficient as possible with the Asian laborers being paid five cents per day. It's not like we can control the infant mortality rate or anything."

CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "Like I said, by any means necessary. Remember, it's all about POP (Profits Over People)!"

by Hypomanic March 1, 2010

pornity

when u r in the mood for porn but u cant get any b\c u r a lazy asshole who cant get it up.

dude i am feeling pornity!

by Stephen derio July 3, 2008

Poonitz

Another meaning for the phrase "Oh crap"

Poonitz! I dropped all of this stuff!

by Kelli Smith June 20, 2007

Proints

Proints, said in a heavily 'Kim Jong-Il'-ish accent, are points which contribute to becoming "Camp Idiot" and being forced to wear the coveted Idiot Robe.

Yelling "PROINTS" whenever someone does something mildly stupid adds to their tally.

(Can also be used for any kind of situation - i.e. Match Idiot in a football game)

Steve gets up in the middle of the night and finds his way into the cupboard, not the toilet, and urinates on Nicks clothes ... PROINTS!

"That Steve is such a clownshoe he gets automatic PROINTS"

"Oh, harro ... you got PROINTS!"

by Nick-B October 12, 2007

protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.

That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.

by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011