prophylaxtic

A word to describe someone who is very "lax" about the use of condoms (ie. prophylactic) in their sex life.

Gump: "Dude did you have sex with that hot MILF??"
Tub: "Yessire!! She was very prophylaxtic and let me give her a creampie!"

by JacknRochNY October 1, 2007

The Prophet of Ezekiel

one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers

the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen

by The Prophet of Ezekiel October 2, 2011

prophylactics

Used to prevent your cack from dropping off after banging sheisty bizzos.

I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.

by Bill February 12, 2006

Prompt Engineer

A new job. A person that design methods to create prompts for generative pre-trained transformer algorithms. Also anyone who can write prompts that create useful, delightful and good digital object.

Rob quit is job as a consultant and now he's doing a full time gig at the Art Gallery of Ontario generating art workshops and curated coffee table books. It's a prompt engineer's dream job.

by robtyrie January 2, 2023

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006

false prophet

One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.

Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"

by DRod3 October 20, 2008

Prompt

Both adjective and verb to descibe how drunk a person got the night before.

"After the pre-party at the house, we got so Prompt, and then decided to hit up the bars."

by YoureawomanImamachine July 4, 2009