Poodon

When you get Shit on - literally.

When Jim finished having butt sex with his partner, the partner lost control of bowels and "Poodon" Jim.

by Sam Carlson May 30, 2006

Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004

prodocative

describing of a word that no one may no.

"mommy, whats a vagina?.....well hunny, that's prodocative."

by lilscorp January 6, 2010

phodown

Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.

We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.

by chadstick April 30, 2009

predophile.

the combination of a predator and a pedophile; the mac-daddy of all creepers.

1) "hey, some predophile just started instant-messaging me on myspace."
2) "hello, my name is carlos, i live in manhattan and i have been stalking you for quite a while; in other words, i am a predophile.
3) larry king.

by rutchery. July 2, 2009

proboscideaphalliophobia

Fear of a huge penis!

we had to breakup because my girlfriend suffered from proboscideaphalliophobia!

by proboscideaphallio August 6, 2009