Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
Get the procrasturbatemug. by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022
Get the procrasturbatemug. The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
Get the Procrasturbatemug. John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.
by Zooch101 November 23, 2011
Get the procrasturbationmug. to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.
I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.
My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!
My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!
by theking07 January 21, 2010
Get the procrasturbatemug. Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.
Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
by iublondie25 December 16, 2009
Get the procrasturbationmug. i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012
Get the procrasturbatingmug.