Procrastinating

A Kashvi

“Damn that girl is procrastinating.. she’s pulling a Kashvi!

by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020

procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

pracrastabating

It is to procrasinate by masterbating

I'M sorry teacher, i couldn't do my homework cause I was too busy pracrastabating.

by hamhamhammyg January 21, 2011

Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

Procrastuabating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

Jimmy was caught procrastuabating instead of doing his homework.

by VikingEdits December 8, 2011

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012