pizzle dick

to small to fuck yet alone suck

this cunt has a pizzle dick

by brrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee November 3, 2009

pizzle

A blunt that won't stay lit.

"Serge always rolls pizzles! Get Rick do to it this time!"

by Nasty Massey March 28, 2004

pizzlewick

a convenience store

I went to the pizzlewick and bought some cheese and potpurri.

by Jordan March 21, 2003

Pizzle

In more recent times the word Pizzle has become an alternate word for a pistol.

The most common usage for this definition is with players of a game known as Call Of Duty 2 on Microsofts XBox 360 games console. Within the huge number of people playing the game exists a group of 'dedicated gamers' whose idea of a good time is to "whip out their pizzle's" and chase one another round and round a computer generated rendition of second world war France. The pre-virtual definition of the word pizzle is not lost on these people, and the fact they still play these games characterises their sense of humour.

Let's play another pizzle only match!

by WarHammmer July 30, 2008

pizzle the bizzle

this word means "pack the bong".

ey yo, pizzle the bizzle.

by Heath Johndon July 16, 2008

pizzle the bizzle

to have sex with an easy member of the fairer sex.
slang for "pound the bitch"

"I'll come thru after I leave my girls house. First I gotta pizzle the bizzle."

by Bizzle Pizzler April 25, 2006

bull pizzle

a cool way of saying somethings shit, when all those other words just wont do.

So what did you think of it?

Oh, it was just complete bull pizzle. Total shit.

I'd have to agree with you there.

by Boo Radley December 7, 2004