Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

by Snake February 22, 2005

Prison Eyes

The cold hard glare and general shifty-eyed mannerisms of one who has been behind bars.

"Watch that guy, he's got some crazy Prison Eyes"

by Tickles August 25, 2006

prison

A great way of dealing with Pedophiles, R. kelly, and all NAMBLA members.

In prison, it is considered to be of great honor to kill a child molester.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Prison Wife

An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.

‘Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their ‘man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their ‘husbands’ for sex.

by MarcGJ May 21, 2004

prison

A place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.

7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's bitch.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.

That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.

by sparkhammer November 10, 2010

Ottoman Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that the opponent is trapped, unable to escape.

(See Turkish Prison for a related term.)

(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Haha! You are now in an Ottoman Prison and cannot escape! If this was a Turkish Prison you might be able to get out, but this is an Ottoman Prison. Sorry my friend, you are not going anywhere for awhile ..."

Your opponent: "Damn."

by Crater14 January 23, 2011