Priest Holmes

A ghetto black guy who preaches
yo LeRoy, the church crowd is getting restless, where is the Priest, Holmes?
by IcyHotEric June 10, 2004
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pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.
The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.
by skwurrlay March 11, 2005
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baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.
actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...
by truth of avarice August 14, 2008
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The Dirty Priest

1:
To have sex with a lover while using a crucifix, trinity cross, or incense stick.

Note:
Could be called The Dirty Nun, or Priest. It depends who uses the item.
Hannagan was surprised at the pleasure she endured when performing The Dirty Priest.
by HarryCherry November 13, 2009
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Judas Priest

One of the greatest metal bands of all time. Fronted by lead singer Rob Halford and guitarists K. K. Downing and Glenn Tipton. They are still recording music and touring to this day. Some of their classic songs are You've Got Another Thing Coming, Living After Midnight, and Breaking the Law.
Judas Priest kicked ass with Victim of Changes at the Seminole.
by RamRancher20 December 09, 2018
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Sex Priest

One who offers guidance in the art of Sexual Intimacy.
Bob : man Ive been having troubles lately, you know, those troubles..."
Ben : You should go see a Sex Priest
by Dragon_5beans February 19, 2009
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Catholic Priest

People who can celebrate the Catholic Mass and administer the sacraments. They have also gotten a bad rep because some Priests who have made very bad decisions, and we need to remember they aren’t perfect and they are human too.
by #TheTruthBeTold July 22, 2020
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