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permabulker

A person who is perpetually in a muscle building phase, which entails eating surplus calories during the course of their weight lifting program.
This person will never go on a diet for various reasons such as:

- they don't want to lose muscle and strength

- they want to look big and intimidating in clothes

- they are delusional about their true body composition, believing they are mostly muscle.

- they have a strong appetite and dieting is too mentally hard

Permabulkers will often sport a beer belly and man boobs to go along with their big arms. When they look in the mirror they do not see this however, as progress to this level of body fat happened very slowly over a long period of time and the ego has adapted accordingly.

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Ripped guy: When are you going to go on a diet?

Permabulker: Once I hit 250 lbs body weight, I will then cut down to 220 lbs with abs

Ripped guy: LOL, are you joking, you will need to diet down to 185lbs to see any kind of ab definition, you fat delusional permabulker!
by oncewerebulkers October 3, 2013
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permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.
1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."
by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006
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Permaculture

The word permaculture, coined by Australians Bill Mollison and David Holmgren during the 1970s, is a portmanteau of permanent agriculture as well as permanent culture. Through a series of publications, Mollison, Holmgren and their associates documented an approach to designing human settlements, in particular the development of perennial agricultural systems that mimic the structure and interrelationship found in natural ecologies.

Permaculture design principles extend from the position that "The only ethical decision is to take responsibility for our own existence and that of our children" (Mollison, 1990). The intent was that, by rapidly training individuals in a core set of design principles, those individuals could design their own environments and build increasingly self-sufficient human settlements — ones that reduce society's reliance on industrial systems of production and distribution that Mollison identified as fundamentally and systematically destroying the Earth's ecosystems.

While originating as an agro-ecological design theory, permaculture has developed a large international following of individuals who have received training through intensive two week long 'permaculture design courses'. This 'permaculture community' continues to expand on the original teachings of Mollison and his associates, integrating a range of ideas of alternative culture, through a network of training, publications, permaculture gardens, and internet forums. In this way permaculture has become both a design system and a loosely defined philosophy or lifestyle ethic.
A Forest Garden is the best example of Permaculture.
by Mocosoloco December 21, 2008
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perma-baked

Permanently baked.
Gets stoned so much that they don't need to get high because they already act like it or express themselves like it, Or in that case smoke themselves retarded to get permanently baked.

kind of like the character Bryan from the movie Half Baked.
damn that nigga jake blazes soo much i saw em the other day and i thought that bitch is perma-baked.
by wacky frizbee May 13, 2006
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Premarital Sex

Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.
James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020
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perma grin

to be constantly grining.usually from the affects of acid, LSD.
Man he's tripping so bad he got permagrin
by turbo October 8, 2003
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Permafucked

Being permanently Fucked.
"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."
by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009
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