textual predator

Like a sexual predator, except the sexual advances are made through explicit text messages

Creeper: *texts* "Hey cutie, how about some loving 2nite?"

Innocent Girl: *texts* "I don't kno u! Leave me alone u textual predator!"

by Uneducated children in March 23, 2009

To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl

Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator

by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

Dio Predator

1. Noun- A divine life form with master adaptation and an unsermountable evolutionary level. generally on the level of a god. Not defined as one type of life form. Its form and power often vary often forming into the most dominate and most powerfull being around, able to counter inact any new variation or thing it encounters. also see predator dio

Dio predators are considered the ultimate life form because of their unpredictability and of the various forms that they can take. Also considered the most powerfull of all predator species they have the ability to become that which is considerd the level of the gods.

by MK March 21, 2005

Gaybook Predator

A male homosexual who utilizes the popular social network Facebook to make advances on his prey. Prey, in this case, are other members of Facebook that the Predator sees as desirable and available. The Gaybook Predator is characterized as having little concern for the privacy of others, freely making inquiries into the sexual preferences of others in an effort to see who he can hunt. After finding a target, he tends to make pseudo-friendly and vapid responses, to appear approachable, and make the prey feel more intelligent. The Gaybook Predator is consistently bad news.

Note: Definition is not necessarily related to the actual Gaybook.

Clarence: "There's this guy who keeps messaging me on Facebook. He kept asking me if I was guy, but he seems nice. Kind of dopy though"
Tom: "Gaybook Predator! AVOID AVOID AVOID"

by Cyrus0 August 18, 2011

Table predator

Noun-

A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table

I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!

by moyce April 19, 2018

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

pink predator

A new drug, commonly used by high schoolers that will get you high af

Max: Hey dude do you want some Pink Predator?

Kelly: Hell yeah, I love a Pink Predator high.
Sam: Its the best drug on the street

by TheTeaIsSpilt May 4, 2017