Precrumtious

Something simple and funny . Often very meme like.

Person A: We do a little trolling
Person B(Responding): We do quite a considerable amount of mental trickery and mockery of those who are unfortunate enough to fall victim to our clever little trap of social teasing
Person A: yeah, don't need to make this into another 1 hour lesson for me. Just doing a little trolling is enough to describe my precrumtious message.

by DrakosButVeryCool June 19, 2021

precurd

Like pre-cum, but for Wisconsinites

That PreCurd was squeaky!

by Rdeeznuts March 6, 2022

Prehumanity

1. The time in which humanity was not yet existent

2. The condition or state of being existent before humanity

1. Dinosaurs lived at prehumanity.

2. The prehumanity of the ancient creatures.

by iamnotmyself June 24, 2022

precumable

one who is attractive enough to cause others to precum.

Joshua Lee Young is so precumable, looking at him has caused Allen Waiserman to precum

by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019

Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

precupatious

the spanglish translation of the spanish word "preocupado". to be pre-occupied or worried about something.

"Bro, when I didn't see your ride in the lot, I got really precupatious that someone stole your new scion!"

by Spanglish Meng October 29, 2009

peecum

The product of when you urinate while your penis is fully erect. The urine that leaves the penis is now called peecum. There is nothing special about the urine only the fact that it came from an erect penis.

I tried as hard as I could but I didn’t get any peecum.

by John Ron Johnson November 16, 2019