P-P-P-Powerbook

What started off as a simple ebay auction, became a fabled internet scam of a known scammer. The scammer tried to use a fake escrow service in order to rip a apple powerbook off a legitimate seller on eBay. Knowing what was really going on, the seller hatched a hilarious plot that took advantage of the scammer. The seller ended up enclosing a pieced together "P-P-P-Powerbook" which consisted of a 3-ring binder with old keyboard keys glued to it. On the sides and back; fire wire, monitor!, and various other ports were drawn on with a black marker. Also included in the package were pencil shavings and misburned cdrs. The seller reported a 2000 dollar value for the package, so the scammer had to pay the full 27% tax in order to receive his parcel. Eventually the scammer did pay this tax and received his package only to find out "it is broken". During the whole event, members from the message boards the prank originated from staked out the address the package was being delivered to. The address was for a barbershop with an internet cafe above. One of the "undercover agents" even had his hair cut there while he was doing reconnaissance. Simply searching for “P-P-P-Powerbook” on any search engine will yield more detailed results.

Shit son, you hear about that fool who bought the P-P-P-Powerbook?

by KQH May 28, 2004

Power of the Dollar

50 Cent a.k.a. Curtis Jackson's originally planned debut album to be released in 1999 under Columbia Records. Filled with 18 tracks of surprisingly good material by 50, this album is considered by many to be an unheard hip-hop classic. Two singles were officially released, "How to Rob" as a street single, and "Life's on the Line", which is a Murder Inc. diss, as a proper single with a video. "Thug Love", with Beyonce, was slated to be released as the second official single, but was cut short due to 50's infamous shooting by Homocide. During 50's recovery, he called Columbia and let them know he was ready to get back to promotion and things of the sort. He then received the bad news that Columbia was deshelving his album, and dropping him from the label due to bad publicity, and Tone and Poke (Trackmasters) felt it was dangerous for them to be associating themselves with a man who was just shot 9 times by an infamous hitman.

Tracklisting is as follows:
Intro
The Hit
The Good Die Young
Corner Bodega
Your Life's On The Line
That Ain't Gangsta
As The World Turns
Ghetto Qu'ran (Forgive Me)
Da Repercussions
Money By Any Means
Material Girl 2000
Thug Love
Slow Dough
Gun Runner Skit
You Ain't No Gangsta
Power Of The Dollar
I'm a Hustler
How To Rob

Person 1: "Yo, you heard that Power of the Dollar?"
Person 2: "Yeah that unreleased hot shit by 50?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah!"

by Da Carp November 10, 2008

power Ginger

A quasi-powered red head

Look at her...she not only attracts flies, smells of strawberries, and gets drunk off of 2% milk...what a power Ginger

by TsC1111 November 12, 2010

Power drinking

A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.

Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.

Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.

Fancy a spot of Power Drinking old chap?

by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

Power Lick (Music)

A short musical phrase (sometimes called the major blues scale) used in jazz, country and free improvisation. It is constructed using the following degrees of the scale:
1 2 b3 3 5 6 8
and is swung holding the first note for a full beat.

I'm going to play so many power licks in tonight's gig; it's gonna make me feel really good!

Power Lick (Music) can be used in any musical setting.

by Jazkon January 18, 2011

power chow

To aggressively eat the vag and or anus.

"I'm going to power chow that bitch"

by Armtistic May 3, 2016