Poverty franchise

A scumbag team full of scumbag fans and players who only really care when in contention. A franchise who used to have glory but clearly has been out of the glory days for so long that half of their “fans” who cheer for their team three nights a year have no memory of the glory days because they’ve sucked for so long.
The New York Yankees are such a poverty franchise dude. It’s hilarious.
by Shoeless Kemp October 22, 2019
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movie poverty

When a character in a film/tv show has little to no income, yet lives in a place that would cost them thousands of dollars in real life. This also applies to material possesions i.e. a character driving a brand new car whilst working as a bouncer at a local bar. The phrase was originally coined by TJ Kirk a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist.
Person 1: How does Patrick Swayze's character in Road House afford a Mercedes solely by working as a doorman?
Person 2: He suffers from movie poverty bro.
by HotPcktz July 26, 2017
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poverty pogo

A little girl who really hates cheese. So much to the point where if you were to offer it to her, she will punch you and run away
God, my wife is such a poverty pogo.
by Choagie December 12, 2018
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Poverty chic

A dwelling tastefully decorated by penniless hipsters.
I just visited my friend Tate in Portland. Hi house is nice… the epitome of poverty chic!
by IlyasKallir November 23, 2022
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poverty claws

Poverty claws are Natural Light's alternative to White Claws.
Man, I love White Claws, but I'm broke. We should get some poverty claws. They are cheaper and actually taste better.
by Sywm87 September 8, 2019
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Poverty minded

A term to discribe a persons lifestyle choice or mentality which is to live like their homeless, poor, poverty stricken like but in reality has money to spare.

The person who still :
*goes to the soup kitchen

*Wears raggy attire
*Refuses to bathe or do laundry

*Eats out of trash cans
*Eats super super cheaply
*Takes food possibly spoiled off the street home.
* takes stuff like a clepto home

Even if there bank accounts over hundreds of thousands, millions, billions

Normally you find this in a person whose was homeless beforehand
My tia mary is so poverty minded she still collects anthing she finds on the street. She says every time she'll find a use for it.
by Theamazinggeek March 12, 2018
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Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.
"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."
by 193856288572 July 27, 2022
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