pothead potato

That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes

You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017

Pothead Syndrome

occurs when you smoke weed intensely, forgetting shit, PHS

After I'd been smoking weed every day for a week, I became lazy even when I wasn't high. I came down with a bad case of pothead syndrome.

by [e-mail] February 11, 2004

Harry Pothead

Someone who is both a Harry Potter fan and a pothead. We may talk about Harry Potter often when stoned, and party relentlessly when new books or movies are released. We get high before watching the Harry films in a theater and probably sneak some liquor in as well.

Harry Pothead 1: Hey where we gonna stop for vodka? Half-Blood Prince starts at 4.

Harry Pothead 2: Let's stop at State Street's liquor center it's on the way.

Harry Pothead 1: Rockin'! Then we can smoke a joint in Veteran's Park, still have time to pig out at the city mission, and even smoke one more joint on Hamilton along the way! Hey what kind of vodka you want?

Harry Pothead 2: Potter's! What could fit this epic day better?

Harry Pothead 1: Far out! That's the spirit..I am so hopin' we score some doses of acid at the mission

by West Empire Anarcho November 5, 2009

pothead pouch

Any sort of case, wallet, bag, pouch or sack (commonly black, red, yellow and green) used by a pothead to carry any and all tools for smoking. These tools may include but are not limited to: a pipe, grinder, lighter, papers, blunt wrap, eye drops, gum, mouthwash, cologne, air freshener, bubbler, and of course the weed!

Person 1: "Hey man, why do you have a makeup purse in your car?"

Person 2: "Nah man, this is no purse, this is a pothead pouch..."

by nextwelker November 28, 2009

smart pothead

A person that would literally take 2 minutes to answer what 2+2 is because he’s always high AF but takes 1hr doing a test and get a 100 .They Usually haves good grades and like to talk about politics and conspiracy theories when smoking, but stay forgetting what they talking about . Probably some hallucinogens mest up their brain

If our honor student Amy keeps doing LSD and smoking she’s going to end up like a smart pothead.

by Someone from the east March 13, 2018

hairy pothead

a muslim/middle eastern stoner

"i saw abdul getting high behind the d building!"

"what a hairy pothead"

by gghhff August 8, 2007

pothead boyfriend

A boyfriend who smokes despite his girlfriends request for him to stop. Will usually choose weed over the girl any day. Most pothead boyfriends don't actually care about girlfriend and will most likely lie to her about amount of pot smoked.

nah, he's just a pothead boyfriend

by sandy61 July 31, 2011