Chocolate Poseidon

The defender of bubbles. The act of taking a dump in a bubble bath and playing with it

‘ here he comes. Chocolate Poseidon the defender of bubbles’ Said Nick whilst holding his dump in the bath.

by StelioK March 13, 2025

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Poseidon`s blowjob

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022