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Poseidon`s blowjob

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
by AP9910 March 22, 2024
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Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself
Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…
by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022
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Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.
Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!
by Gnaja April 1, 2025
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Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.
Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.
by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019
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Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025
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Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022
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Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back
Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge
by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024
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