Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
by AP9910 March 22, 2024

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.
by Gnaja April 1, 2025

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus
Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard
by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024
