porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 5, 2018

porcupine sack

When you don't shave yo sack( ball sack) after a long period of time and the hair on the sack(ball sack) grows back thick and pokes you in yo penis ( male gentalia)

Bruh..... I got major porcupine sack!

My side bitch be complaining 'bout my porcupine sack!

by OG GANGSTA MASTER JDOOOOOOG November 27, 2015

juggling porcupines

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.

Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.

by Kuznit July 30, 2024

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.

After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?

by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025