Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.

“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”

by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.

After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?

by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025

Porcupine Syndrome

When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine

Mary had sex with three guys last night, she definitely has porcupine syndrome

by nickgr7 September 29, 2017

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025