Poor man's riot

Slang term for a wild party, usually a house party, but can also be used to describe a social event such as a prom, a block party, a family get-together, etc.

"We're getting together at Kirk's house later tonight and staging a poor man's riot. Wanna come?"

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

Poor man's shower

When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose

I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.

Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day

by Alycat2457 September 6, 2012

Poor Man’s Rich Man’s

A bowl of tobacco sprinkled with whatever kief you can scrounge up from the bottom of the grinder because your poor and out of weed.

Pete: Yo Ed, want to pack me a bowl?
Ed: I can’t bro we’re all out of bud

Pete: Poor man’s rich man’s it is

by Gorditto May 3, 2021

poor man's pot

when you get high off of fumes, or something not intended to get high off

"Why you gotta be sniffing the poor man's pot(sharpie), get some reeal stuff"

by whaz up wit it? December 11, 2007

Poor Man's Helicopter

Known in the skiing world as a snowmobile. Used primarily by the over worked and underpaid Ski Instructor and, also by skiing white trash to access the back country.

Joe: We gonna take the heli to get back to that awesome chute?

Billy: Nah man I got some poor man's helicopters to get up back there. It will be way more fun.

Joe: Sweet man, lets go shred!

by M1ghty 92 March 25, 2010

Poor Man's Vette

Refers to inexpensive GT coupe from the late 60s early 70s the Opel GT. The car got this name because it looks very similar to the corvette stingray

poor old bill could only afford a poor man's vette

by opelgt March 31, 2012

poor man's hash

Poor Man Hash

N.
1) The process of scraping burnt rez out of your bowl/pipe/bong, and then proceeding to prepare the rez as you would hash. Good for when you're out of bud
2) How I got ripped off from Jake for my entire sophomore year.

"Bro, I got some killer hash" proceeds to smoke
"Nah son, you that poor man's hash."

by Kush Master January 30, 2014