Porcelain Pooper

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.

Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin

by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

penis pooper

This word refers to when one guy gets his dick stuck in another guys ass. Then the second guy has to poop the other guys dick out using his own poop as lubricant. (diarrhea works best)

Guy 1: "So Dale and I were doing it the other night, when all of a sudden, I can't pull it out. I went to reach for some lube, but that asshole shits everywhere on my cock and nads. I mean, I was able to get it out, but....seriously."

Guy 2: "Wow...what a penis pooper."

by Jan Cathy February 13, 2010

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.

John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.

by 1011061 September 30, 2012

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.

Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.

by JimmyDick. November 28, 2007