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The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.
As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.
by nurseblade September 26, 2006
mugGet the dine out at the poontang cafemug.

Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
mugGet the Poontangmug.

Poontang

The name also referring to a women's vaginal region
I can't wait to smash Nicki Minaj's Poontang
by My r3al name is ..... April 20, 2019
mugGet the Poontangmug.

Poontang Puncher

One who punches a female in the poontang.
Look! I'ts the Poontang Puncher! RUUUUN.
by Fernando, stop goofing off! February 5, 2015
mugGet the Poontang Punchermug.

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
by the_wolfy March 14, 2014
mugGet the poontang droughtmug.

Poontang

Astronaut orange juice in instant powder form that can be mixed with water and make a tasty and refreshing drink. (according to Brett Kavanaugh)
Hey Squee, want to lift weights tonight and then get some poontang?
by schweddy balls October 3, 2018
mugGet the Poontangmug.

poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse
Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.
by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015
mugGet the poontang smackermug.

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