Pool Party

A party that focuses on swimming in a pool as the main premise

One of the only socially acceptable ways for half-naked people to wrestle around, even with other people's boyfriends/girlfriends
I went to a pool party last night. Everyone must have been horny as hell or something, because everywhere I looked were people sprawled all over each other, even the people that were supposedly taken. Not that I'm complaining or anything!
by DROCK2265 July 25, 2010
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KIDDIE POOL

The act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of semen.
Daniel: "Man I was bangin Dorothy last night and.."
Nathan: "Did you give her the kiddie pool?"
Daniel: "You know it!"
by JASON^MAPLES May 10, 2010
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abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A
"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)
by candypiant_on_foz January 28, 2006
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Pool Nazi

Somebody at a pool that is most likely a middle age soccer mom that yells at you for diving or doing a front flip into the pool.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you want to go swimming in my pool?
Guy 2: No, your mom is a total pool nazi.
by Knights50 December 1, 2010
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Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.
Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!
by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020
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Pool Darts

A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.
That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.
by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015
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Pool Rape

Is when you own a pool and wanna be friends and family only want to hang with you during the pool season. But forget your ass exist during the cold months.
Man, I was “pool raped” Saturday. All these people I ain’t seen since high school showed up at my house and “pool raped” my ass.
by BM1979 December 1, 2018
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