Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

by mitch May 13, 2005

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

Pooda

Pronounced: Poo-dah Can mean almost anything. Can be a Noun, Adjective, Adverb, Verb, Pronoun or even a Prefix! Often said when you dont know how to pronounce long words so you just say pooda instead. Pooda can be sung to tune of a song that you dont know all the words to. Pooda can also be an insult e.g "Your such a pooda". It can even be a compliment e.g "I love your pooda". Pooda can also be used when you dont want to tell someone something for example if you dont want them to know what you are doing you could say "Im Pooda-ing". It is an adverb when you say "it is very poodily". An example of the prefix of pooda would be "Poodalicious!".

"twinkle twinlke little pooda"
"Your sucha pooda"
"I love your pooda"
"Im Pooda-ing"
Poodalicious!"
"i pooda-ed it!"
"grdvkkkkkrykkkkhryrtkkkrPOODA!"
"it is very poodily"

by Emlor March 26, 2010

poodacac

when you take the cac and you ram it into the poo area (booty area)

Yo last night i was poodacac this ho from the club

by HIshee October 14, 2004