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pole-axed 

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!
"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"
pole-axed by Miggy November 16, 2004

pole vault 

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
pole vault by suckaaaaaaaaa June 2, 2005

Pole smoker 

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.
Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.
Pole smoker by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003

Pole Rider 

a slut who likes to bop on dick
Jasmine was a pole rider last night when she bopped on Jim Foust's dick.
Pole Rider by Pole Rider January 16, 2008

pole hopper

A girl who engages in sex with many men.

To hop from one dick to the next.
That bitch must be a pole hopper, she fucked both those guys last night.
pole hopper by maze January 29, 2005

pole sander 

A chick who has trouble getting wet during sex.
That bitch last night was a real pole sander. My junk is sore as hell.
pole sander by jason baros December 16, 2005